"Am I too fat? Am I fat or skinny? If I'm fat, how fat am I?" Are you worried about being fat? Get the skinny on your weight with this big fat quiz. Welcome to the Am I Fat Quiz, a fun personality quiz to test whether you're fat. So, how fat are you? You'll know soon enough.

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    Do you drink Coke Zero?

    • Yeah! It doesn't taste all that bad.
    • No. I drink Coke.
    • I've tried it, but I still prefer Coke.
    • I only drink mineral water.
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    You overhear someone thinner than you complain that they're too fat. What do you do?

    • Pout and think, wow, they must have no problems at all.
    • Smack them. (Well, not literally...but in my head, they totally got the smackdown.)
    • Laugh. Woah, they've got a whacked out self-image.
    • Laugh, and think, "Yeah...they are pretty fat".
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    Okay, you decide to try something on. You're looking at yourself in the mirrors at the store. You think:

    • "That's it, no more solid food"
    • "These mirrors must be...broken or something."
    • "Hmm, it's cute!"
    • "Oh CRAP! Where did I go?-Oh wait, there I am."
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    Do you feel comfortable naked?

    • Not at all.
    • Of course I do!
    • Usually. Maybe with the lights off.
    • No...if I just got down to 90lbs I'd be perfect.
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    During recess, when picking teams, you were usually picked when?

    • Usually last.
    • First or Second
    • Third or Fourth.
    • Sports are for suckers.
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    What do your friends say about your weight?

    • They encourage me to lose weight.
    • Nothing, they're all fat, too!
    • They say I look good.
    • They say I look good, but I still think I could lose about 10 lbs.
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    Many people feel that fat women have a harder time than fat men. Do you agree that society treats fat people differently depending on gender?

    • As a woman, I suffer special pressure to stay skinny and not get fat.
    • As a man, I worry less about getting fat than women do.
    • I am a man, and I think fat people of each gender are treated the same.
    • I am a woman, and I think fat people of each gender are treated the same.