How many dumb blondes does it take to take a dumb blonde quiz? Hmm...blondes aren't supposed to like quizzes...quizzes are hard...but I like quizzes...I'm taking a quiz right now...a dumb blonde quiz...or is it a dumb blonde test... hmmm. If you're still reading this, you should probably take this dumb blonde test right away.

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    Let's start with the basics. What's your hair color?

    • Yellow!
    • Blonde, with blonde highlights.
    • Dirty blonde *wink*
    • Brown
    • Col-or? Oh! Pink is a color!
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    Why are you taking this quiz?

    • Because it sounded funny.
    • Because I'm blonde...but not dumb.
    • Because I'm a dumb blonde!
    • Because I'm NOT a dumb blonde.
    • Because I like to click the mouse button. Weee!
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    After telling your friends a story, do they usually ask, "What the heck are you talking about?"

    • Ha, ha...yeah, I admit it!
    • No. And if they did they'd get kicked to the curb!
    • A lot, usually if they're distracted by my hotness.
    • O-M-G. All the everyday!
    • No...because I make sense.
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    What's your favorite thing about being blonde?

    • It matches my young, carefree, happy attitude!
    • Because only hot girls like me are blonde.
    • Being blonde feels sexy.
    • Count me out. I would hate being blonde!
    • I have really, reeeeally cute feet.
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    Would you ever pose for Playboy?

    • No...I may be cute as heck, but that's not for me!
    • What, because all blondes are sluts? No way!
    • Yes. If you got it, flaunt it, you know?
    • Maybe if I was a dumb blonde I would...
    • Does PlayBoy have cooties?
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    Who is your favorite blonde celebrity?

    • Reese Witherspoon
    • Paris Hilton
    • Marilyn Monroe
    • Brad Pitt
    • Elvis
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    Despite the stereotype, dumb blondes can be either male or female. What's your gender?

    • I look like a Ken doll, blonde and male. But not plastic.
    • I am a bubbly blonde girl.