The Gay Quiz - "Am I Gay?"

"HAAAAAAAAAAY!" Excuse me *cough*, "Hey". Been called "ma'am" a few too many times at the grocery store lately? Think you might want to "take it to the next level" with your fishing friend Larry? Well, be confused no more! This fun little quiz will help you figure out which team you should be playing for. It's the gay quiz.

Are you a woman (not just a Queen)? You should take the LESBIAN QUIZ instead!

1 1

At the gym, you mostly:
- Hang out in the locker room.
- Try to pick up chicks.
- Use those 3 pound weights.
- Hang out in the steam room.
2 2

Look at your driver's license picture, how do you look?
- Fabulous.
- Like a criminal. In a mugshot.
- I have bags under my eyes, but generally ok.
- Like a woman.
3 3

Bed and Breakfasts are:
- Places my girlfriend drags me to.
- Places I would like to own.
- Nice places for an intimate getaway.
- Um, the best places ever.
- Like serving breakfast in bed? I don't get it.
4 4

Look in your pants, what do you see?
- Bikini briefs
- My Twig and Berries
- Boxer Briefs
- Tighty Whiteys
- Boxers
- Another Man
5 5

Guys that have small dogs (not puppies, small dogs) are:
- my friends
- cute
- silly
- meant to be made fun of
- reasonable
6 6

When you hug your male friends, you
- Are crying.
- Are usually naked.
- Feel uncomfortable.
- Have just scored a touchdown.
- Are <em>hoping</em> to score a "touchdown".
7 7

Whether you are gay depends on your gender identity. What's yours?
- Male
- Male seeking male
- I choose to identify as female

The Gay Test

At the gym, you mostly:

Look at your driver's license picture, how do you look?

Bed and Breakfasts are:

Look in your pants, what do you see?

Guys that have small dogs (not puppies, small dogs) are:

When you hug your male friends, you

Whether you are gay depends on your gender identity. What's yours?