Take this goth quiz if you dare! Find out if you truly embrace the darkness, if you are one with the night creatures, or...if you're a poseur and really belong at the mall with the other brainwashed minions of consumerism. How goth are you?

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    Everyone asks this POINTLESS question, "Think you're goth - Do you wear black?" Ugh. Pathetic. So I refuse to conform. But feel free to discuss.

    • Oh yeah, black is awesome. All the time.
    • Black is great, and so is red, and blue. I'm not a one note.
    • I agree with the above...I just PREFER black.
    • Uh...what was the question?
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    Do you enjoy poetry?

    • Yes, especially Shakespeare
    • Poe and Keats are wonderful
    • Yeah, poetry is totally goth
    • No, poetry stinks
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    What is the one item that you feel makes your attire/appearance complete?

    • Goth fangs
    • Eyeliner
    • A pale face
    • Jeans
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    Do you wear a Catholic cross?

    • Hell no. I'm a Goth, not a Catholic. I worship Satan.
    • An ornate one, for the aesthetic
    • As an ironic statement, and/or among other jewelry
    • No. I don't own one.
    • Yes, and it's covered in bling!
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    Wave-Gotik-Treffen?

    • I wish I could go.
    • I'm going to it.
    • It's some Goth thing, right?
    • No hablo the Deutsch?
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    Hot Topic?

    • Where?!?
    • Poseur.
    • Mall goth.
    • That store?
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    Are you a goth prince or a princess of darkness? Your goth quiz results may depend on your gender.

    • Though my outfits may suggest otherwise, I am in fact a guy.
    • I am an elegant female.