"Am I a Ninja or a Pirate?" The epic timeless battle: Pirates vs Ninjas. You can be only ONE! Take this Pirate vs Ninja Quiz to find out if you are a Pirate or a Ninja. There is no time to waste; there are dudes in need of killing! Take this quiz to find out what you are. NINJA or PIRATE!

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    My favorite Pirate or Ninja food is

    • Wasabi Peas
    • A nice salad
    • Pork Rinds
    • Doritos
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    When I'm out shopping for new Pirate or Ninja shoes, I usually look for

    • A nice pair of sensible shoes
    • Work boots
    • Sneakers
    • Flip-Flops
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    The pet best suited for me as a Pirate or Ninja is

    • A dog
    • A turtle
    • All animals are delicious
    • I'm partial to cats
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    My favorite Ninja or Pirate vacation is

    • A Caribbean island
    • A mountain resort
    • A weekend in New York City
    • Killing tons of dudes
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    The best vehicle for a Ninja or Pirate to get around town would be

    • A station wagon
    • A motorcycle
    • A bicycle
    • A muscle car
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    If I was to use it for something other than killing, my favorite Pirate or Ninja weapon would be best suited for

    • Chopping vegetables
    • Playing lawn darts
    • Hunting
    • Cutting wild flowers for my mother
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    Describe your driver's license photo.

    • Thar be a picture of a salty sea captain.
    • It has a photo of a comely wench.
    • My feminine contours are disguised behind my mask.
    • My gender is not listed on the license, because my eyes project deadly masculinity.